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Let's Panic: The Book!

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How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant
who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain,
and Finally Turn You
into a Worthwhile
Human Being.

Written by Alice Bradley and Eden Kennedy

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The site that inspired the book!

At LET'S PANIC ABOUT BABIES, Eden Kennedy and I share our hard-won wisdom and tell you exactly what to think and feel and do, whether you're about to have a baby or already did and don't know what to do with it. → 

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Unlocking the hidden code of the crossing lights.

Scott K.: We can’t go yet—we have to wait for the white man.

Sarah: Walking guy, Scott. We wait for the walking guy.

Scott K.: What’s wrong with white man?

Sarah: You don’t want to tell your daughter “Wait for the white man!”

Alice: Always wait for the white man!

Scott K.: The white man will show you the way.

Sarah: Don’t move until the white man tells you!

Sarah: Yeah, so, it’s the walking guy and the red hand.

Alice: Although come to think of it, “red hand” is also pretty racist.

Scott K.: The red hand will stop you.

Alice: My mother calls the walking guy the white lady.

Sarah: It could be a lady. We’re so sexist.

Alice: It should be “the non-gender-specific walking figure” and “the upturned palm.”

Henry: GO.

Reader Comments (27)

I call it the Running Man. See, I'm sexist, but NOT racist.

Why running man? I don't know, but maybe my kids will get the subtle "get your ass across the street ASAP" connotation.
September 27, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterEvil Stepmother
dear sirdear is something that happen in my country ,there is a white man that died in my county for the pst 6 yeras ago so he has many properties and i know the man very wel is my friend and they told me that i can take any of is propertiesthat i should go and look for any white man that knows the man ,cos the man has many propertis so if u can claim it for me ,i would be very happy with that ,cos am a bank manager and he has some money in is account ,so if u can do that we are shearing the money 60/40thanksregardsmith
November 24, 2005 | Unregistered Commentersmith

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