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Let's Panic: The Book!

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How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant
who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain,
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At LET'S PANIC ABOUT BABIES, Eden Kennedy and I share our hard-won wisdom and tell you exactly what to think and feel and do, whether you're about to have a baby or already did and don't know what to do with it.

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Thursday
Dec132007

Things are really heating up, over here.

"We have to hurry, my husband will be home any minute."

"You're hilarious."

"I'm just trying to spice things up. Isn't that what married couples are supposed to do?"

"Oh, geez."

"Why, it's the PSE&G guy! Are you here to read the gas meter?"

"(Sigh.) Yes, uh, you sure did use a lot of energy this month."

"Well, I do like things hot. But I can't pay my bill! Whatever will I do?"

"I could, heh, put you on an extended payment plan."

"Ooh, I like that idea. Ooh. How far can it extend?"

"And you know, you can get a rebate on our Energy Saver hot-water heater."

"Oh, yeah, baby."

"Save you a bundle."

"Okay, I'm done."

Reader Comments (28)

Ha! Oh that was GREAT! Exactly what happens at my house...
December 14, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersaucygrrl
LOL, that was great. PSE&G meter guy came to our house this morning and the most excitement that happened was our dog jumping all over him.
December 14, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMauigirl
Of course, that was the REAL PSE&G man. And he was kinda cute...
December 14, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMauigirl

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