It's been a long day.

One of these boys attended a cookie decorating party at his friend's house, then came home and played for the remainder of the day, occasionally taking a break to enjoy the fruits of his cookie labors. The other one endured six hours of holiday-shopping-related horrors. Guess which one is really asleep?

There you go.

New Wonderland up today. Now I'm off to wrap six million presents and drink some wine. I predict that the gifts will become increasingly less presentable as the night wears on. For my last gift, I'll tape the cat to a box and lurch upstairs to bed.