Henry (handing Minty Bear to Scott as he staggers to the toilet): Here, Mom. Ha. I called you Mom.
Scott: I'm your dad, in fact.
Henry: You're fat. Heh.
Scott: Uh, thanks?
Henry: I said you're fat.
Scott: Yes, I heard you.
Henry: No, you said you're fat.
Me (because I can't not butt in): He thought you said "I'm fat" when you said "in fact."
Henry: Heh. You're not fat.
Scott: Well, you know, I do have a little meat on my bones.
Henry: Oh, everyone has meat on their bones.
Scott: Without meat we'd be just bones.
Henry: We'd be bones all wriggling around. We need meat to stick together.
Scott: That's right. Meat is scotch tape for people.
(New Wonderland post up today. This one is about stem cells. You will like it! At least, I think.)