Note to my neighbors: What you heard through the pipes in your bathroom was not what you thought you heard.
During tonight’s pre-dinner hand-scrubbing, Henry was playing with two small plastic balls. The joy he felt at being allowed to bring these balls with him to the sink prompted the following series of enthusiastic declarations.
I’m going to wash my balls!
My balls are all wet now.
My balls are so slippery! Slippery with soap.
I will rinse my balls.
My balls are all nice and dry.
Now my balls are so clean.
Thank you and goodnight.