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In the future, we will all wear jumpsuits

September 15, 2009

Scott and I are discussing a line of something he wrote a while ago.

Scott: God, that's bad. I'm going to invent a time machine to stop myself from writing that.

Alice: I have to say, I think it was my idea.

Scott: Well, it was terrible.

Alice: I'm sorry.

Scott: Now I'm going to invent a time machine so that I can go back and tell myself not to listen to any of your ideas.

Alice: Yup.

Scott: I'll whisper in my own ear, "Alice is stupid. You don't know that now, but you will. Listen to me."

Alice: Uh huh.

Scott: "Turns out that Alice is stupid and has been all along. I am disrupting the timeline to tell you that she is stupid."

Alice: [yawning.]

Scott: "Events will unfold such that she is stupid."

Alice: You're hilarious.

Scott: "I am whispering because the temporal police have this area bugged."

[There is a pause.]

Alice: Speaking of which, remember a couple of years ago, when that old guy came up to you? In the silver jumpsuit? And he was talking about how stupid I am?

Scott: Huh. I didn't remember that until just now. Boy, you're smart.

Alice: I know. I really am.

Reader Comments (23)

The conversations we have with our spouses are awesome. And they only get better as the years go by. I'm gonna keep telling myself that.

September 15, 2009 |

Lori H

Hysterical!So nice to be able to count on something for a laugh...

September 15, 2009 |

Maureen@IslandRoar

Yeah, we have conversations a bit like that, too, except it's usually some form of,

"You're crazy.""Yeah, well, you married me. What's that say about you?"

Love it.

September 15, 2009 |

die Frau

how am I supposed to write an endlessly hysterical and enlightening blog when my husband isn't funny? damn

September 15, 2009 |

lonek8

We have conversations like this all the time. Isn't it great to have a partner in comedy like that? He even gets my jokes. Wow. So lucky.

September 15, 2009 |

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I wish the future were here now, I could do with a good jumpsuit.

September 15, 2009 |

natthefatrat

I just snorted from laughing so hard.

September 15, 2009 |

Ally

You guys need your own show.

September 15, 2009 |

Milala

Ahhh the upside to your husband's goofy rant - an awesome blog post!

You two should take your act on the road. I'd go see it.

September 15, 2009 |

Meredith

haha you guys are hilarious!

September 15, 2009 |

Beth in SF

The Alice and Scott show is now playing on Twitter. Follow them both, and you can vicariously live in a house o' hilarity.

(The conversation above is just like the plot of the Time Traveler's Wife, if it were smart and funny and made any sense.)

September 16, 2009 |

Dana

If only there were a time machine I could use to go back and remind my husband of all the times I would turn out to be right! (Sadly they are few and far between, but that just emphasizes the need to point them out.) And I would love to see future me in a jump suit.

September 16, 2009 |

Kendra Riemermann

Silver jumpsuits are back in? Cool!

September 16, 2009 |

BOSSY

I just hope body glitter makes a comeback. I rocked that look.

September 17, 2009 |

Cat

Shit. I wear jumpsuits NOW. Do I have to go naked when we're in the future?

September 17, 2009 |

repliderium.com

yes, this is as random as my conversations are with my husband. Its how we can tell we are made for each other.

trisha

September 17, 2009 |

trisha

CREATION.....A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

September 18, 2009 |

elaine

You guys are great. This reminds me of how much I loved your short film where you reenacted Henry eating the cookie.

September 21, 2009 |

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Alice - it's been a week. We feel deprived. Post soon. Please?

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