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Let's Panic: The Book!

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How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant
who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain,
and Finally Turn You
into a Worthwhile
Human Being.

Written by Alice Bradley and Eden Kennedy

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Let's Panic

The site that inspired the book!

At LET'S PANIC ABOUT BABIES, Eden Kennedy and I share our hard-won wisdom and tell you exactly what to think and feel and do, whether you're about to have a baby or already did and don't know what to do with it. → 

« I leave for one week, and my son turns into a twelve-year-old. | Main | Here is a story for you. »

Here is where I am living now. Forward my mail, please.

Utah is innard-dessicatingly dry, and Scott could never find work here, and my family would weep forever if we were to move here, and also all our stuff is in New Jersey. Nonetheless, I cannot leave Utah, ever. Because Utah has this.

Baby girl

This is my two-year-old niece, whom I want to eat whole. Perhaps on a baguette, with some horseradish sauce to offset the sweetness. I haven't seen her in a year. Now she's talking and toddling and asking me how I'm doing and whether I like apple juice and I AM NEVER LEAVING.

Scott and Henry are not yet aware of my plans for us to remain here forever, but I suspect they won't put up too much of a fight.


I mean, come ON. Tell me you could walk away from THAT.

Reader Comments (54)

I am usually so happy I have just my 3 boys, until I see a cutey-pie photo like THAT.

Your family will miss you!

July 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMeg
How did I miss this post? You are too much - on a baguette, really?
July 22, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJen E
She is adorable... It sure is nice when family is close by!
July 23, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterbarbie

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