Here is where I am living now. Forward my mail, please.
Utah is innard-dessicatingly dry, and Scott could never find work here, and my family would weep forever if we were to move here, and also all our stuff is in New Jersey. Nonetheless, I cannot leave Utah, ever. Because Utah has this.
This is my two-year-old niece, whom I want to eat whole. Perhaps on a baguette, with some horseradish sauce to offset the sweetness. I haven't seen her in a year. Now she's talking and toddling and asking me how I'm doing and whether I like apple juice and I AM NEVER LEAVING.
Scott and Henry are not yet aware of my plans for us to remain here forever, but I suspect they won't put up too much of a fight.
I mean, come ON. Tell me you could walk away from THAT.










July 11, 2008

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