Diagnosis: allergy!

"I'm looking at these eye drops--one of the side effects listed is 'taste perversion.'"

"So you'll be eating butternut squash soup, and you'll think, why does this taste like a stripper's boot?"

" That's exactly what will happen."

"Why does this sandwich taste like a ball gag?"

"You're not going to believe how offensive dinner will be tonight."

"'Honey, why does dinner taste like sex with a goat?'"

Comments

[raine]

LOL - hopefully it will clear things up quick!

[sharon]

How is it you make everything funny? And in six sentences or less.

[sharon]

p.s. feel better soon.

[anna]

So how is it you know what sex with a goat tastes like? Just asking....

[Meg]

Well, at least you seem to have a wide range of "tastes" to choose from...

[Noelle]

That may explain why suddenly every time I smell Parmesan cheese it reminds me of stinky feet. Perhaps it was just a stripper's boot all along.

[Kathy]

But WHAT are you allergic to?

[abogada]

I was wondering the same thing Anna was . . .

[alice]

That's an important question, abogada and anna, and I'm glad you asked it.

Kathy, I have no idea. I think it might be goat sex.

[melissaS]

"We've secretly seasoned Alice's soup with a ball gag....let's see if she notices...."

[SparklieSunShine]

That is hilarious!

[Chelsea]

Perhaps that will be helpful when a late-night ice cream craving comes along?

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[pnutsmama]

oh that just made me laugh so hard now my chest hurts!! glad to hear it was something benign and easily remedied. i had to get glasses when that happened to me.

p.s. i keep meaning to comment that your bacon post inspired us to do a 'breakfast for dinner' last week and lord if we didn't guzzle down a whole package of bacon...mmm...it was so good, so thanks!

[jenB]

i actually have sleeping pills that i take occasionally that give me a taste in my mouth i call "door knob". better than goat sex fer sure.

[Mrs. Kennedy]

If you get a metallic taste it means it's time to go put on your tinfoil hat.

[Kristi]

And now you'll have to explain how it is you know what all those other things taste like.

[Kait]

Tee hee hee! I've never seen a label that says anything about taste perversions. I've seen taste aversions, but not perversion.

Too funny!!

[fiveflowers]

Okay, you're really funny. And I guess the question we all want answered is how you know about the whole sex and goats thing. Humm.

[OMSH]

I need an explanation of a ball gag. What is a ball gag? Ball gag. See, I can't stop saying it - ball gag, ball gag, ball gag.

[Rachel]

AHAHAHAHA! "Waiter, may I have a bottle of your finest pee-not noir?"

[Monkee]

Maybe it's the opposite. Maybe it will make you crave perverted tastes. It'll be more like, "Honey, why DOESN'T dinner taste MORE like sex with a goat? Bring it on, BAAAHHHHH!"

[Melanie]

Maybe it'll be some kind of good perversion - like strawberries or something. But I guess that's not perverted.

[Anne]

"I need an explanation of a ball gag. What is a ball gag? Ball gag. See, I can't stop saying it - ball gag, ball gag, ball gag."

I almost suffocated when I read that one (laughing with bronchitis is baaaaaaah-d.)

I'd love to see how someone explains this one, cause it sure isn't gonna be me!

[Robin in San Jose]

Are you sure dinner doesn't taste like goatse? Warning: Nasty nasty nasty icky perverted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse

[Robin in San Jose]

OMSH, go to the following link for an explanation of the ball gag (you GOTTA love Wikipedia):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_gag

... and Alice, shame on you for knowing about ball gags!