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Friday
Oct312008

HEAT!

It was indeed the thermocoupler, and the bill was thrillingly small. The repair guy showed up at 8 p.m., so I had plenty of time to run around wearing three sweaters, moaning about how I was dying. Even though our heat is off most of the day, it doesn't seem quite as cold as it did yesterday, when we didn't have that early-morning blast to sustain us. My neighbor was telling me that they never turn on their heat, and I am still trying to wrap my mind around this. They don't like the bills, so they choose to be cold. How does one survive, in such a state? Does the constant shivering end, at some point, or is it like all-day aerobicizing?

You'll notice that today is the last day of October, and it's also the last day of the Donors Choose Blogger's Challenge. I decided to give you all a break and stop harassing you to donate, and accordingly most of you stopped donating, but still, Finslippy came in first among the mommy bloggers! So thank you very kindly for your donations. And since it's the last day, might some of you donate? I'm 21 dollars away from $5000, and it would be nice to round this baby up before the day is through. And no, I'm not doing the Pat Benatar video, I said I would do that if I won the entire challenge--which, okay, I kind of realized was impossible, given Tomato Nation's illustrious history. Readers have asked me to do the video anyway, which I considered, really I did, before we had this crazy idea to sell our house.

Speaking of which, we're moving back to Brooklyn. At some point. It's looking now like circumstances might keep us here until the spring. Which would make Henry very happy, as he's forgotten everything he loved about Brooklyn. That alone is reason enough to go back, but mostly we're going because Brooklyn still feels like home, almost three years later. We don't dislike New Jersey, but it wasn't the right fit for us. Sadly, we lived here just long enough that now we've made all these damn friends we're going to miss. But if we had moved back right away we might always have wondered if we should have given New Jersey a real chance. We'll miss a lot about this place, but we're excited to get back where we belong.

Hey, I've got a Wonderland post up today! And now I am off to costume my child. There is a Halloween parade at school, and Henry is Boba Fett.

Reader Comments (35)

Hey! I have a Boba Fett at my house, too!
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjenny
Boba Fett, Jango Fett, and a young Obi Wan are all at my house this year. :) Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMelanie
I need to see a picture of Henry as Boba Fett. If my cat would let me, I would dress him up as The Fett.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBookGeekGrrl
So finally you confirm what most of us suspected. Back to Brooklyn. I am happy for you, Alice. :)

I think I told you (or I was going to tell you, same thing) that I linked all your posts from when you first moved to NJ to a friend who just made a huge move with her family and is having a hard time settling in. I told her, see, if Alice can do it, you can do it! My argument holds a little less weight now, I fear. Oh, well. She's still reading your archives from '06 so she won't figure this out for a while, maybe.

But again, I am happy you are going back where you really want to be. :)
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMelissa
I’m sad not to be able to take my little guy trick-or-treating this year. Apparently, it’s just “not done” in the UK, but I bought candy anyway… hehe.

Happy Halloween :-)
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmerican Mom in London
Yay, Brooklyn! I've been away for seven years and I still miss it. I'm happy for you.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBeth
We are moving back to Chicago, our one true home, from the suburbs of Boston. Like you, by the time we get out of here (early summer 2009 - so far away), we'll have been in New England a little over three years. I think three years is just enough time to really know that a place is the wrong one for you, but to feel like you really did give it a good try.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMagpie
Whoop!

--Your former neighbor
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPandechion
Yay Brooklyn! Waiting here to welcome you back with open arms.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKizz
Wow. Back to the 'hood. Am a little teary and jealous.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermadge
Three years *is* enough time to know that you want to be someplace else -- good on you! Good luck with the moving, and Henry's re-adjustment to the city.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBether
Huzzah for Brooklyn!

Huzzah for Boba Fett!

Huzzah huzzah huzzah!
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMargaret
WOW, if Alice is in Brooklyn I might actually have a snowball's chance of getting to attend some of her fun signings and readings and the like! So I am in favor of this move.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnne
"How does one survive, in such a state?"

People ask this about New Jersey all the time. Not just when the heat's off.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternorm
Surely they have to turn on the heat eventually. Their pipes would burst. We haven't turned ours on yet here in Chicago, but we were delivered from temptation by a late-season warm spell.
October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCarrie
Now it's gonna get awkward when I stalk you. Good luck with all of this change, and I hope to meet you in Brooklyn!
November 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPam
We moved to Bloomfield from NYC, too. We didn't last nearly as long as you. Let's just say Northern NJ wasn't for us. We didn't go back to the city though -- we moved to a less crowded exurb waaaay further away. We plan to move back to NY when our kid's in college. Maybe then we can be friends! (Insert non-stalkery nervous laugh here.)
November 1, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterje
Yay!

That's all.
November 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNotFace
My brother dressed up as Darth Vader! :)

And I thought he was the only elementary schooler under the age of nine with an interest in Star Wars.

Hmm.
November 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEmma
They don't use their heaters?? In NJ?? I live in southern AZ and it blows my mind when people out here tell me they don't use their heaters. I am such a wimp.

We're moving back to where we came from too. Glad we tried something new but ready to go home. I hope it goes smoothly for you.
November 1, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjill
YAY! This urban dweller will be happy to have you back in the fold. Sorry NJ didn't work out better for you, but dammit, Bklyn needs more funny people.
November 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSooz
I had to find three states before I could figure out where I belong. I'm glad you're doing what will make you happy and feel at home.
November 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMelissa
You're leaving that beautiful house? Oh, well. I'm sure you'll find something equally cool in Brooklyn. Best of luck!
November 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCJ
You will be missed in the 'hood, but I'm relieved you're just a few clicks away. Brooklyn is definitely a tough act to follow. I love our life in GR, but am sure that we'll be retiring to Brooklyn (which really means working till I'm 95) when the kids graduate high school. That's the dream, anyway!
November 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSpringsteen fan
We run our air conditioner by day and our heat by night from sometime in mid-October til sometime in mid-April and every time I look a the bill it pisses me off even more than the month and year before.

I say you did give NJ a good try but home is definitely where your heart is and I've read your posts all along knowing that your heart was not in NJ. Good luck
November 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJerri Ann

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