Wonderland column, here! Hey!
Tonight, I am going BY MYSELF into the city for cocktails and dinner with my friend Irene, my lovely friend from Eng-uh-land who graces me with her presence once a year. I wish she were here more frequently, but since the last time I was in London was, uh, fifteen years ago, I should probably shut up about that. Cocktails! I think I need to wear, you know, a skirt! Which means I need to shave my legs, right? That's what I think that means. Since that should take me a few hours, I better get cracking.
Have a great Labor Day weekend, you.