Back me!

Hello Internet! Me, hibernating, much days. Now me is returned here you! Not sure why writing this-way-like. But enjoy me. Happy to enjoy! So keep writing it like. This like.

It some snow here, then ice-rain-sleet, then snow more. Yesterday, Valentine for Henry, no school! Scott too stay. We: pancakes. Then: play date nice friends across street. Nice to have friends across! Icy streets almost kill but! No die. Come home back. Much playing, Scott, Henry. Racing around rooms of home-place. Me: try to writing, no writing. Watch snow fall. Feel brain turn like oats which cooked. Try to nap, no nap. Okay! Dinner! Henry say Best Day Ever. Me like too.

You write me. You write this like. Tell me, day, you. Yesterday? You snow? Snow good?

Comments

[TSM-terrifically superiorily m]

Me wrote. Wrote blog. Me, wrote late. Wine, me drank. Red wine. Me no roses got, Windows XP me, got. Good dinner, buffet. Snow, no. Rain me got lots. Pacific Northwest, me live. Rain lots. And lots. Noah live here. Building boat. Me like post, lots!

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[Coley]

The writing style is like someone translated french literature into Japanese, then to English. It makes me laugh every time.Thank you.

[pagalina]

Coley no play? makes laugh to write way this. yoda-ish and caveman-ish. no snow, no rain cold-cold. me got hello-kitty wrist-jewelry!

[Jaynee]

Okay, I thought that perhaps someone hijacked your blog and instead of messing up the template they just opted to post some gibberish!!

finslippy is snow-punchy!!

[alice]

Once start, hard to stop, you see? Me thank you playing along. Coley, you try! You good can be!

[Alexa]

Me also try to writing, no writing. No snow, but cold, me. No mittens, me. But! dinner out! Much cheese, and drink me a Sidecar. Then: we lay on the pillows and sleep.

[Amanda]

I read a Danish website about Danish persons who run steeplechasing bunnies. They write much muchly in this fashion.

Baltimore much cold. Inside we are being. Watch DVD and often nap. Chocolate eaten. In the snow do we send the dogs. Out. Out from us to in snow do peeing. No peeing in snow we do. Chocolate eating in house are we. Happy for snow day. Much muchness of happiness.

[magpie]

Do you know the book "English as She Is Spoke". Hysterical. I think you might be translating from the Portuguese.

http://www.villagevoice.com/arts/0232,kite,37207,12.html

[gabby]

me no go to work. bad ice on road. fight with husband instead! get mad at new puppy growl at husband when fight. secret happy for dog on my side. make up kisses lala. want drink? out for one drink, two drinks, take home thai. watch lost. fall asleep before end. damnit.

[Sara]

Here snow lots. Very much coldness also. Children no school having. No school having for two of days. Making for much crazy mother. Children make playing in snow. Children inside and outside many times. Resembling dogs in this way children do. God I am thanking for children are to schooling go today. Now: clean I must the left behinds of the house from two days of home being children!

[Jack's Raging Mommy]

Have you been watching Oobi?

[Carrie (in MN)]

Oh no, not to watch the Oobi! Oobi out of head suck brains.

[Marla]

Please - me have what she have! Good! Okay?

[Mir]

Me work try but children around house crash. School no! Parties no! Woe! But: SNOW! Snow much, snow high, snow demons, er, angels.

Chocolate hot, marshmallows mini. Mom best. Woo!

[DM]

No snow have we. Not too cold, 18 F. Me Minnesotan so feels good, the above zero.

Me work. Me all the time working. Blech.

No celebrate V Day. All alone me. Me hijack man soon. Desperate me get.

[Chookooloonks]

Dear me. You've finally lost it, haven't you... ;o)

pray me, you for.

K.

[mathew]

snow. me angry. me drive, snow no kill. me work 2 hour, me angry, me leave. me drive home, snow no kill. good snow. nice snow. damned snow. 2 feet, snow no kill but snow try hard.

[LOD]

Winter NYC suck. Snow impede, wind turn to rocks testicles. Food boys no like. Food enter. Exit soonly, fetidly.

Sickness and cold boys am being indoors trapped. Neighbors own deaths plotting.

[karly]

Snow much here. Outside play, feet cold. Snow boots work not good. Couch, nap. Kid be sick more. More sick. More more more.

[the Narcissist]

No snow. It good. We drive. Sleep. Eat.

Okay. Tried and sucked. Only you are the master of this nonsense language.

[Helmut]

I am finding lovely lady American for Internet penpal. I am coming in Munich, look for David Hasselhoff, Guns 'n Roses, ten inch chicken. Yes?

[Alexandrialeigh]

Me fun time had. Celebrate birthday boy with Valentine's day birth. Much wine drank. Lost we watched. Food we had: calamari, steak, salad, cheese. Bed went late. Hurt of head morning this. Me nap want. Me cranky be tonight.

[wen]

me laugh laugh laugh so much almost die.

[slouching mom]

Me think you Elmo, not Alice. Elmo? Where you put Alice? Alice in Dorothy fish bowl? Me want Alice, no Elmo. Elmo too red, too furry. Henry? You help mama, 'kay? Mama need Strunk and White. You go to library, get him and him, and give mama. Important. Do soon. Please.

[lizpenn]

me also valentine baby have! yesterday first birthday be. mama fast work do, rush home through ice, cram cheesecake with girl. wine gulp, papa too, good! then go tub-place, wash cheese off mitts. at 5:49 comes minute of birthing time--mama watch clock and cry, baby eat soap.