I have nothing to say but I didn’t want you all to think I was still splashing around in my vat of self-pity. Thanks to you, I am now toweling myself off and wondering why I ever got in there in the first place. Thank you so much for your comments and emails. God, you people are nice.
The reason I have nothing to say is that my head is completely filled with fluids. The child sneezed in my face one too many times (as if once is not too many). I am entertaining myself by taking my temperature and trying to figure out what foods don’t taste like cardboard. So far, the answer is none.
Henry is all better and likes to tell me about his all-betterness as he jumps up and down on my head.
So: my brain is drowning, and my nose fell off a few minutes ago from over-blowing. More later, if I survive the night.