Actually we came back last week, but I spent my first few days at home catching up on recent events and I was too busy weeping and breaking things to write much. Wow! Stuff sure happened! Over in Italy, we had only the murkiest of ideas of what was going on. We were all, “Hurricane, you say? Well, that’s nothing new. Evacuations? What a headache! Pass the prosciutto!” We were so ignorant. So ignorant, and so drunk.
In light of everything, it seems wrong to blather on about our lovely trip traipsing through the Italian countryside; but then, you didn’t come here to watch me rend my garments. Thus, I'll be writing more in the next few days. When I've sobered up. If I sober up.